Finally, the bizarre is over and here goes the awards for different category.
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2"
1. What's the real meaning of Modi's triumph? Shows what
2. Obama to Modi: Will you give me an Indian visa?
Best Actor: Arvind Kejriwal.
Best Debut child actor: Rahul Gandhi.
Best female actor in supporting role- Mamta Banerjee.
Best female actor in negative role- Sonia Gandhi.
Best actor in Romantic role- Digvijay Singh.
Life time achievement award-Lal Krishna Advani.
Movie of the year-Abki baar Modi Sarkar.
Its heard that Anurag Basu has approached Manmohan Singh for "Barfi 2"
Jokes -- 2014 elections
1. What's the real meaning of Modi's triumph? Shows what
a Gujarati will do for an American visa.
2. Obama to Modi: Will you give me an Indian visa?
Modi: What for?
Obama: To come and give you an American visa.
3. Rahul Gandhi was hoping for rain during the polling
so that he could win by Duckworth Lewis.
4. How did a chaiwallah manage to become the PM?
Rajni embraced him.
5. Smriti Irani almost won in Amethi. Reason:
Rahul believes in empowering women.
6. When a Congress neta visits a barber, why does
the barber say "Modi"? Because then the hair
shoots up and is easier to cut.
7. Congress's slogan after the elections:
Ab ki baar, anthim sanskar.
8. What is Modi's first name?
Alia Bhatt (whose general knowledge is said to be zero): Ab ki baar.
9. Why did Rahul miss Sonia's dinner for the PM?
He made a quick trip abroad to empower foreign women.
10. How many seats did AAP win?
Fewer seats than there are in a Nano.