I don't think SoniaG will be thrilled to read this exciting report which is sheer poetry from V. Sundaram.
Kalyan
Massive Crowd Puller Rahul Gandhi
Whyshouldwefakenews.com
“Who would dare to incur the ire
Of Irascible Sonia fair!
By being so blatantly unfair
To beloved Rahul Gandhi
A Statesman extraordinaire!”
Two weeks earlier, “totally communal” Narendra Modi was able to draw only a small crowd of 25000 people at an election rally in New Delhi! A few days ago the mighty – nay, the almighty, no “NONSENSE” Rahul Gandhi --- drew a crowd of one million for his election rally in New Delhi. When he reached the rally venue, a few hundreds out of one million, started walking out of the meeting. They thought that they had done their duty, both in letter and “Spirit”, as per “procedure” because they had already collected the free chicken biriyani packets and bottles distributed by the Sonia Congress Party! Chief Minister Sheela Dikshit was very upset by the discourteous behaviour of the crowd towards a world-shaking and time-defying and inspiring orator like Rahul Gandhi (cast in a grand mould far superior to to Sir Winston Churchill, according to Moneyish Tewari and Kapil Cyboll)! So she went on to the mike and appealed to the audience to patiently listen to the fire(cracker)brand eloquence of Rahul Gandhi! About 500 people out of one million strong crowd with supreme commitment to the playboy eloquence of the youth icon and due regard to the new 500 Rupee note distributed by the Congress Party chose to remain in their seats to listen to the speech of raging and roaring Rahul Gandhi! The remaining strong crowd quietly walked out carrying the most delicious free chicken biriyani packets in order to taste them in the cozy privacy of their homes and to watch the performance of Rahul Gandhi on the TV Channels like Times Now, Headlines Today and CNN-IBN -- -Channels which have already been purchased by Sonia Gandhi through the good offices of the Ahmed Patel with his tremendous clout over the ISI in Pakistan and over Dawood Ibrahim in Dubai!
Seeing the sudden eclipse of 9,99,500 people from the public meeting addressed by the Crown Prince Rahul Gandhi, Chief Minister Shiela Dikshit gave a Press Conference in which she said: “The Sonia Congress Party, unlike the RSS or the BJP has never denied Fundamental Human Rights to the myriad millions of India. Sonia Congress party understands that a crowd of 9,99,500 left for their homes because the chickenbiriyani freely served had aromatic, aphrodisiac qualities, which made them suddenly and uncontrollably athirst with all kinds of unmentionable desires, urges, passions and emotions! Rahul Gandhi Zindabad! Mouth ka Saudagar Murdabad!”
Report filed by Rasagoolah Rahamatoolah